ring my bell

before the beaver offers its two cents on rachmaninoff’s rockin’ symphony last night, i’m gonna bike down to all classical fm to help man, err… rodent (?), the phones during their fall pledge drive from 10 ‘til 2 today.  if you listen and haven’t yet dropped anything in the station’s tip jar, peruse the motivational menu below and choose the option that works best for you:

a) fear: if i don’t cough it up, the station will go off the air.  maybe tomorrow.

b) gratitude: all classical fm has given me so much, i’d like to say thanks.  what better gift than cold hard cash?

c) guilt: this station is on the air because other folks have ponied up and paid my bill.  shame on me!

d) duty: i listen, therefore i need to give.  it’s the right thing to do.

e) other: hey, whatever your reason is, i’m asking you to be as generous as you can be.  c’mon, you’ve been thinking about it for a while now, why not just give me a call and get it over with.  oh, and if you don’t get a hold of me the first time ‘round, keep donating until you do.  1-888-899-5722.  that number again, in case i typed it too fast… 1-888-899-5722.

ps ~ avoid the beaver altogether and give online by clicking here.

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