Dear Portland Mercury:

You fucking jackoffs.  Five top-notch symphony musicians and their friends (under the guise of fEARnoMUSIC) invite international composer Gabriel Prokofiev to town, and the Mercury barely mentions it under its DJ listings.  I heap shame upon you all.  Add local dancer Gavin Larsen into the mix, and what happened Sunday night at the Aladdin was not simply a show, but one of the most beautifully intelligent, excitingly virtuosic, and boundary-pushing experiences of 2011.  Guess what?  Insane performance art doesn’t just happen during the TBA Festival.  Perhaps you could spend a little less time determining which newscaster you’d like to blow, and a little more effort checking out the local music scene.  You fucking jackoffs.


Angry Symphony Guy


2 Responses to “Dear Portland Mercury:”

  1. 1 Jordan Lewis March 16, 2011 at 2:48 pm

    you are my hero for this…

  2. 2 Dan Rasay March 16, 2011 at 5:58 pm

    the beaver isn’t your hero already?!?

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